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its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

but to be fair, we are the matrix

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

but to be fair, we are the matrix

(Source: lordheck, via titties-kitties-tats-and-rats)

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not?

(via snazzapplesweet)

mikemcspooky:

I think jumping spiders are adorable, and I like pizza… Shut up.

best combinations ever, well assuming it shares some of the pizza

mikemcspooky:

I think jumping spiders are adorable, and I like pizza… Shut up.

best combinations ever, well assuming it shares some of the pizza

totally accurate

totally accurate

(Source: chrissylemkeee)

its almost hypnotic, like a lava-lamp

its almost hypnotic, like a lava-lamp

(Source: perfect-titties, via babydoll-b)

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

"I walk the spaces between spaces…..and between thighs"

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

"I walk the spaces between spaces…..and between thighs"

(via k-y-h-u)

alargebeardedman:

amporafest:

simonbitdiddle:

sherridea:

doctorsxperiment221b:

“I love this twee”

“My twee”

“This twee is mah fran”

“Dis twee has a flavour”

“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”

"Twee is mah pweshus"

will you fucking type like normal people before i kill someone

"but……but…..mah twee!" D:

(Source: hiddenlex, via snazzapplesweet)

poetsprologue:

k—a—t—y:

swimming-northbound:

trillaryclinton:

loveniaimani:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

pimpkage:

chubby-jean:

camerapits:

saintimpala:

OH MY GOD

OH

MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

image

perfect gif usage

what the FUCK 

micheleeifert

"I’ve seen things man….horrible things"

(Source: lolgifs.net, via thegreatbyzantineempire)

That’d be my choice as well

(Source: almost-relevant, via thegreatbyzantineempire)

naughtynerdess:

Finally someone said this. I have to explain this shit all the time to folks that think it was the greatest romance ever. 

Thank you!

naughtynerdess:

Finally someone said this. I have to explain this shit all the time to folks that think it was the greatest romance ever. 

Thank you!

(Source: bestfunnystuffs)