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"stupid sexy mochi!"

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rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

"pweese wuv me <3"

rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

"pweese wuv me <3"

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mrmanager:

my god. It’s freaky and delightful how well this music syncs up 

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"may I present to you your sloth sir."

"may I present to you your sloth sir."

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stickysheep:

bless

and that&#8217;s how I meet your mother

stickysheep:

bless

and that’s how I meet your mother

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diamond-dcgs:

*dr who theme*

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timothydelaghetto:

daewrythe:

Remember that time Colossus fucked Kitty through the floor?

OMG HOT lol

well…at least it was through the floor that way

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deadjosey:

the-orange-turtle:

HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

thats what he gets

and THAT boys and girls is why you don&#8217;t use your erection as a cat toy. You&#8217;d think that&#8217;d go without saying but then some people come along and challenge your faith in humanity 

deadjosey:

the-orange-turtle:

HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

thats what he gets

and THAT boys and girls is why you don’t use your erection as a cat toy. You’d think that’d go without saying but then some people come along and challenge your faith in humanity 

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shiny-lugia:

official-costanza:

Definitely

that’s an awfully specific feeling for rain

I wonder, does the weather affect where she wants the eels shoved up or what gets shoved up her ass?

shiny-lugia:

official-costanza:

Definitely

that’s an awfully specific feeling for rain

I wonder, does the weather affect where she wants the eels shoved up or what gets shoved up her ass?

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Have you ever felt a fiery passion inside your asshole?

Deadjosey 2014 (via trinathewolf)

This really should be the slogan for Chipotle

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