I almost died at this one
here’s how much of a nerd I am. I read this and one of my first thoughts was “our course we’re now at risk, they might release the shoggoths!”
so sexy and yet so sad. Kinda encapsulates my love life as a whole.
man I love this remix. The originally speech is awesome and powerful but it becomes so much catchier in song form
The fact that there is enough people writing “Kaiju erotica” that I didn’t need to repeat a single author to make this set is quite scary.
Okay, I’m just gonna say that “Losing Her Kaiju Virginity” makes me think that this woman’s virginity is rampaging through Tokyo knocking over buildings and screeching in rage.
Which…is sorta what I felt like as a teenager, I grant you, but mine never took down any power plants.
I guess there really is porn for everyone
i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference
No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Dude it’s from spongebob
but to be fair, we are the matrix