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"may I present to you your sloth sir."

"may I present to you your sloth sir."

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stickysheep:

bless

and that’s how I meet your mother

stickysheep:

bless

and that’s how I meet your mother

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diamond-dcgs:

*dr who theme*

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timothydelaghetto:

daewrythe:

Remember that time Colossus fucked Kitty through the floor?

OMG HOT lol

well…at least it was through the floor that way

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deadjosey:

the-orange-turtle:

HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

thats what he gets

and THAT boys and girls is why you don’t use your erection as a cat toy. You’d think that’d go without saying but then some people come along and challenge your faith in humanity 

deadjosey:

the-orange-turtle:

HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

thats what he gets

and THAT boys and girls is why you don’t use your erection as a cat toy. You’d think that’d go without saying but then some people come along and challenge your faith in humanity 

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shiny-lugia:

official-costanza:

Definitely

that’s an awfully specific feeling for rain

I wonder, does the weather affect where she wants the eels shoved up or what gets shoved up her ass?

shiny-lugia:

official-costanza:

Definitely

that’s an awfully specific feeling for rain

I wonder, does the weather affect where she wants the eels shoved up or what gets shoved up her ass?

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Have you ever felt a fiery passion inside your asshole?

Deadjosey 2014 (via trinathewolf)

This really should be the slogan for Chipotle

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newtypezaku:

What

you know…..as you do *shrug*

newtypezaku:

What

you know…..as you do *shrug*

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caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

Vengeance through pie. awesome

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

Vengeance through pie. awesome

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